Pigs at the Trough: How Corporate Greed and Political

Pigs at the Trough: How Corporate Greed and Political

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They're all written on this piece of paper apart from the first hymn." "Yes, certainly Vicar, but what are you doing about the first hymn?" asked the curate. "It depends", said the Vicar. "It's Polling Day for the General Election on Thursday. In joke #5 Leno redirected his audience’s attention to another of his standard butts: “That’s what they called it: ‘A Day Without Immigrants’.. .. .. If you would like to share it with us and help improve our website, please contact us and help spread the laughter!
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Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit

Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit

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But, can hatred make them go out into the cold and stand in line for 30 minutes to an hour and then go through the trouble of voting? As reported by the Washington Post, these failures were largely self inflicted. And if the outcomes in the above cases were, as one critic suggests, "bizarre judicial misapplications," "exception[s] to the rule" that should be ignored in determining the rule's true scope, it could only be because the speech in those cases didn't meet the severity or pervasiveness thresholds. 59 But how exactly can we condemn the fact-finders here of being guilty of "bizarre judicial misapplications"?
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Surveillance Means Security: Remixed War Propaganda

Surveillance Means Security: Remixed War Propaganda

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Do you know what operating system you use? Enter our Writing Contest Today! next Humor Showcase and be included in an optional print edition! She is a person who listens, and she considers other sides. One approach is the assumption that humor comes from an incongruity between two things. Secretly longs for a return to pulling carts or chariots, but will always put up posters if fed carrots. Now they have taken the 1st Amendment, and I can only be quiet." "I pledge allegiance to my flag and the republic for which it stands, one nation indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." — The original pledge of allegiance, as written in 1892 by Francis Bellamy, and before revisionism changed it for the worse. "It's always saddened me that of all the freedoms granted to American citizens, most of us choose to practice the right to be stupid and ignorant." "There are 1011 stars in the galaxy.
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Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

Not Cool: The Hipster Elite and Their War on You

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In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant. So they are willing to brave the normally uncomfortable situation of telling someone he or she is believing “a lie from the Devil that is going to result in eternal torment” in the hopes that, by telling them this, that person is going to be saved from that eternal torment. The first of these I ever heard was about Erich Honecker (last leader of the GDR and defender of world peace), Mikhail Gorbachev and Ronald Reagan surviving a plane crash that left them stranded in a jungle among cannibals.
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Statism Sucks! Ver. 2.0

Statism Sucks! Ver. 2.0

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Mencken and the mass-produced, sentimental, plastic-wrapped patriotism of the American civil religion in its foursquare expression there exists space for serious, reflective, clear-eyed citizenship that accounts for both the lovely and the unlovely, for both Bull Connor and the patriots at Valley Forge. Alisky, Marvin. "White House Wit: Presidential Humor to Sustain Policies, from Lincoln to Reagan." The former President's highly charged remarks drew heavy criticism from Obama's campaign manager, David Axelrod, who demanded that Hillary Clinton end her 30 year relationship with her firebrand husband and seek out a more congenial spouse to live with. "I totally reject my husbands inflammatory remarks," she said, "but as imperfect as Bill may be, he has been like family to me." " He strengthened my faith, attended my wedding and helped me rear my child," she said. "Not once in my conversations with him have I heard him talk about anyone in derogatory terms.
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Hail to the Chiefs: Presidential Mischief, Morals, and

Hail to the Chiefs: Presidential Mischief, Morals, and

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Can you believe it?” Here is the video… Now… I’m not going to tell you about how I have daughters myself… I’m not going to ask you to imagine him saying something like this to one of YOUR daughters… Or your sister… Or your whoever… You don’t need to be related to a young girl to understand that this sort of thing is inexcusable. A cartoonist or an engineer?” he remembers being asked by the veteran opposition illustrator Amro Selim.
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Napalm & Silly Putty

Napalm & Silly Putty

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One joke per comment, please: George Steinbrenner, the Yankees owner, has passed away at 80. Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. Consider this the terrorism version of the joke comparing how the governors of Texas and California respond to a coyote attack. A foreigner will gladly agree to praise much in their country, but he would like to be allowed to criticize something, and that he is absolutely refused." "Patriotism is for suckers. As Shesol points out, "We want our leaders, particularly our presidents, to be at ease with themselves -- not to seem like they're tightly wound, not to seem like they're thin-skinned.
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A Treasury of Great American Scandals

A Treasury of Great American Scandals

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But the flip side of this sensitivity is the savagery with which reputations and even academic careers can be destroyed by a single comment—perhaps thoughtless, perhaps misinterpreted, perhaps (God help you) intended as a joke—that violates the values of the herd. The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" casually think about whether you do, or don't, want that politician spending your tax money. There were also numerous politically themed Chastushki in Imperial Russia.
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G Love: 101 Warning Signs You Embrace Government (Monkey

G Love: 101 Warning Signs You Embrace Government (Monkey

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Window displays were created utilizing the political cartoons, and leaflets, banners and every other imaginable outlet was utilized to get the political cartoons in front of the public. the hegemony of the time, and they attempted to use it to their best advantage. During Brezhnev's time, the leadership of Communist Party became increasingly geriatric. On top of this, a devastating earthquake, drought and higher world interest rates pushed Romania at the beginning of the 1980s into the situation of not being able to repay its foreign debt.
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The Best Ever Book of Micronesian Jokes: Lots and Lots of

The Best Ever Book of Micronesian Jokes: Lots and Lots of

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White House to American children: Sequester causes layoffs among hens that lay Easter eggs; union-wage Easter Bunnies to be replaced by Mexican Chupacabras Joe Salazar defends the right of women to be raped in gun-free environment: 'rapists and rapees should work together to prevent gun violence for the common good' Japan offers to extend nuclear umbrella to cover U. Christopher Hitchens once wrote, “Gandhi cannot escape culpability for being the only major preacher of appeasement who never changed his mind.” And what of his opposition to birth control and women’s liberation?
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